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Discretion Policy'/><category term='Joel Osteen'/><category term='Larry King'/><category term='Liberals'/><category term='Unique Ability'/><category term='Texas'/><category term='Aveda'/><category term='Arcade Fire'/><category term='Ski'/><category term='Osama Bin Laden'/><category term='wiener size contest'/><category term='CNN'/><category term='Tila Tequilla'/><category term='Sinus Infection'/><category term='Lauren Conrad'/><category term='going slow'/><category term='Itunes'/><category term='Ryan Adams'/><category term='Voters'/><category term='NFL Live'/><category term='pixie'/><category term='making out'/><category term='Hot Rod'/><category term='Forgetting Sarah Marshall'/><title type='text'>bitter/sweet/heart</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>23</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-3819883131565646639</id><published>2008-09-25T11:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T12:48:22.450-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeff Pearlman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Carmel Clay Library'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Boys Will Be Boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dallas Cowboys'/><title type='text'>The House of Horrors: My Visit to a Public Library</title><summary type='text'>Today, I set out to do something I haven't done since high school (over 7 years ago). I went to a public library. I visited Carmel Clay Public Library on my lunch break because I've been reading all kinds of rave reviews about Jeff Pearlman's new $15.00 book, Boys Will be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty.I've been trying to save money recently. So instead of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/3819883131565646639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=3819883131565646639' title='35 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3819883131565646639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3819883131565646639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/09/house-of-horrors-my-visit-to-public.html' title='The House of Horrors: My Visit to a Public Library'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NhzMdxxBWa4/SNvq9A1EZ5I/AAAAAAAAAEY/h3308K5zsrw/s72-c/library.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>35</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-2509063238622968118</id><published>2008-09-02T09:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T08:57:47.377-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indianapolis Colts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colts Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008 NFL Season'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Peyton Manning'/><title type='text'>Who Wants Man Meat!? - My 2008 Indianapolis Colts Preview</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0         false   false   false                             MicrosoftInternetExplorer4   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !mso]&gt;  st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) }  &lt;![endif]--&gt; &lt;!--  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0in; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/2509063238622968118/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=2509063238622968118' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/2509063238622968118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/2509063238622968118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/09/who-wants-man-meat-my-2008-indianapolis.html' title='Who Wants Man Meat!? - My 2008 Indianapolis Colts Preview'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NhzMdxxBWa4/SL1mfj084pI/AAAAAAAAADs/EFpqdrKiag4/s72-c/peyton_marvin-s_70858.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-5153831539143947386</id><published>2008-08-18T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-18T12:30:31.371-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hard Knocks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bill belichick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom Brady'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tila Tequilla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL Live'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ESPN'/><title type='text'>Now That's More Like It. Let the Games Begin.</title><summary type='text'>Now I’m ready. It takes me a while to warm up to it, but now I’m here. Every year in February, as the NFL season comes to a close, I look forward to things like baseball spring training, NCAA March Madness, 40 games in 40 nights of NBA Playoffs, new season of Shot at Love with Tila Tequilla...so I get my sports and entertainment fix after the NFL season comes to a close. By the time the Superbowl</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/5153831539143947386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=5153831539143947386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/5153831539143947386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/5153831539143947386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/08/now-thats-more-like-it-let-games-begin.html' title='Now That&apos;s More Like It. Let the Games Begin.'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NhzMdxxBWa4/SKnLJxpGkjI/AAAAAAAAADk/LiXosQhTZi4/s72-c/tombrady.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-8818345014744568625</id><published>2008-08-15T13:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T14:37:57.237-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Larry King'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='viruses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='E.O. Green Jr. High School'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spyware'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MSNBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CNN'/><title type='text'>Guns Don’t Kill People, Failed Dress Code Policies Do</title><summary type='text'>Remember how I said that I can’t seem to unsubscribe from CNN’s daily Top 10 emails? Well MSNBC recently joined in on the onslaught – sending me anywhere up to 35 emails per day containing “breaking news” that hit my inbox like the waves of a never-ending annoying ocean.    It’s questionable whether I ever signed up to receive CNN’s emails. I visit www.cnn.com on a daily basis, so I could see how</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/8818345014744568625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=8818345014744568625' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/8818345014744568625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/8818345014744568625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/08/guns-dont-kill-people-failed-dress-code.html' title='Guns Don’t Kill People, Failed Dress Code Policies Do'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NhzMdxxBWa4/SKXmkF6E1II/AAAAAAAAADM/gHQcTiFBuO8/s72-c/spyware.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-4205299599531700676</id><published>2008-08-07T12:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-07T12:34:14.825-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joel Osteen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Houston'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lakewood Church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CNN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Airlines'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Texas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Victoria Osteen'/><title type='text'>...But God Doesn't Have Breasts...</title><summary type='text'>I have unsubscribed to CNN”s “Top 10 news stories” email five times now. They refuse to take me off the list. So in reading the Top 10 for the day, I came across the “Number 3” story for August 7, 2008 – “Mega Preacher’s Wife Being Sued over Loss of Faith”…oh!? That sounds interesting, let me click on that!    I came to discover that CNN duped me. Being sued for “a loss of faith,” and being sued </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/4205299599531700676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=4205299599531700676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/4205299599531700676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/4205299599531700676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/08/but-god-doesnt-have-breasts.html' title='...But God Doesn&apos;t Have Breasts...'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-3102871896099464733</id><published>2008-05-12T07:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T09:52:16.591-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kristen Bell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hot Rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Will Ferrell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mila Kunis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Forgetting Sarah Marshall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Superbad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jason Segal'/><title type='text'>What We Can Learn From an Average Movie</title><summary type='text'>I recently saw the picture show, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I didn’t know if it’d be something like Superbad – in that it’s something I’d want to see a minimum of 19 times before being satisfied of its humor, or something like Hot Rod – in that it’s something that’d make me take a year-long hiatus from watching any movie that included a single cast member from Hot Rod. My final submission is that</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/3102871896099464733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=3102871896099464733' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3102871896099464733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3102871896099464733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-we-can-learn-from-average-movie.html' title='What We Can Learn From an Average Movie'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NhzMdxxBWa4/SChrEgl_ArI/AAAAAAAAACk/g_3ionX10ak/s72-c/forgetting-sarah-marshall-poster-0.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-1448079825117441025</id><published>2008-02-08T09:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-10T17:09:00.788-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Conservatives'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mitt Romney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Evangelicals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='presidential election'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2008'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liberals'/><title type='text'>You Ever Dance With Romney in the Pale Moonlight?</title><summary type='text'>Enough is EnoughI had stopped writing on this blog for quite some time. If there’s one thing that can bring me out of a five month blog-writing-hiatus, it’s an election year. Like anyone, I have opinions about what’s going on in America right now.Whether your opinion supports a specific candidate or your opinion falls along the lines of “I don’t follow politics because a) I don’t understand it, b</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/1448079825117441025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=1448079825117441025' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/1448079825117441025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/1448079825117441025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2008/02/you-ever-dance-with-romney-in-pale.html' title='You Ever Dance With Romney in the Pale Moonlight?'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_NhzMdxxBWa4/R6yOscQyKgI/AAAAAAAAACc/ed4eXthwneY/s72-c/mitt_romney.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-345409462417785111</id><published>2007-09-05T12:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T08:50:04.585-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indianapolis Colts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anuses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Man Crush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Peyton Manning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom Brady'/><title type='text'>Who wants Man Meat!? - My 2007 Indianapolis Colts preview.</title><summary type='text'>You smell that? It smells like a party. Or like victory…it smells like a victory party!! The NFL season opens up this weekend and I, for one, couldn’t be more gorged with elation.A couple of things:The Indianapolis Colts are defending champs. That feels good to say. There are plenty of story lines to follow this season once the regular season gets underway – will the Atlanta Falcons pick </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/345409462417785111/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=345409462417785111' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/345409462417785111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/345409462417785111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/09/you-smell-that-it-smells-like-party.html' title='Who wants Man Meat!? - My 2007 Indianapolis Colts preview.'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-4105005137771082705</id><published>2007-08-27T21:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T21:20:38.143-07:00</updated><title type='text'>who let the stinky gorilla in the room?</title><summary type='text'>I’m writing this blog from my brand new (I got it two weeks ago) computer. You’re reading the same highbrow literary goodness, but it just feels different writing it. I feel like a different person – a better person, if you will. I’ve been waiting for this computer since January, and after multiple manufacturing/release delays, I finally have my hands on one. I pretty much nabbed a golden ticket </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/4105005137771082705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=4105005137771082705' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/4105005137771082705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/4105005137771082705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/08/who-let-stinky-gorilla-in-room.html' title='who let the stinky gorilla in the room?'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-936441426327405643</id><published>2007-08-08T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-08T10:56:16.793-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A-Rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barry Bonds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Homerun record'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hank Aaron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homerun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baseball'/><title type='text'>Asterisks!: Where legends are born*</title><summary type='text'>Barry Bonds finally made his history. 756. Or, to please some of you – 756*.Did he cheat? Did he stain the ultimate sports record by rubbing Creams and Clears on his body? Did he sell out his ethics for money and records?Hank Aaron previously held the record for most career home runs for over 33 years. No one doubts that Aaron did it clean. A lot of people doubt that Bonds did. Do I? I’d guess he</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/936441426327405643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=936441426327405643' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/936441426327405643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/936441426327405643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/08/asterisks-where-legends-are-born.html' title='Asterisks!: Where legends are born*'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-4984063190313356958</id><published>2007-08-03T12:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T16:38:59.833-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='full body massage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Cubs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holding hands'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Butt Smacks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kissing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Citizens&apos; Discretion Policy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PDA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cuddle Cakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Public Displays of Affection'/><title type='text'>Nothing makes me want to get to third base with you more than a bunch of balls on a hot summer day.</title><summary type='text'>It’s summer time. That can only mean one thing (not really). It’s baseball time! Unfortunately for me, I live in a city without a professional baseball team. The Indianapolis Indians play triple-A ball at Victory field downtown. It’s quite unfortunate that my favorite team is vying for first place in a different state, outside of “let’s go to a professional baseball game tonight” </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/4984063190313356958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=4984063190313356958' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/4984063190313356958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/4984063190313356958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/08/nothing-makes-me-want-to-get-to-third.html' title='Nothing makes me want to get to third base with you more than a bunch of balls on a hot summer day.'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-6262748025914877168</id><published>2007-07-22T21:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-23T06:43:35.063-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='high school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reunion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Carmel'/><title type='text'>Hey! It's so good to see you!! How are you? What are you doing now? Wait...who are you again?</title><summary type='text'>When I walked away from Carmel High School in 2001, I remember not caring to be a part of any future "get-together" or reunion. I was over it. By the time I graduated, I could probably have counted the number of people in that school that I cared for within the limits of my 10 fingers. Most of them weren't in my class.My vow proved to abdicate me six years later on the eve of July 20. I was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/6262748025914877168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=6262748025914877168' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/6262748025914877168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/6262748025914877168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/07/hey-how-are-you-what-are-you-doing-now.html' title='Hey! It&apos;s so good to see you!! How are you? What are you doing now? Wait...who are you again?'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-6529403314178959121</id><published>2007-07-12T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-15T11:59:07.251-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ryan Adams and The Cardinals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='City Stages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Louisville'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ryan Adams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Megan Fox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brown Theatre'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easy Tiger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wiener size contest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='concert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='orgasm'/><title type='text'>The Return: Ryan Adams in concert and Megan Fox is hot.</title><summary type='text'>So I guess I haven't written in oh, nearly two months. I needed the break to do important things. Instead of talking about how (un)important the last 45 days have been, I think I'll simply kick-off part two (what?) of my two-part 2007 bitter/sweet/heart series by writing about my outing last night.I made the trip from my home in Indianapolis to go be a part of the crowd gathering in Brown Theatre</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/6529403314178959121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=6529403314178959121' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/6529403314178959121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/6529403314178959121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/07/so-i-guess-i-havent-written-in-oh.html' title='The Return: Ryan Adams in concert and Megan Fox is hot.'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-3500422030551177092</id><published>2007-05-24T18:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-26T10:50:24.810-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indy 500'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crazy weatherman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='asshole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bells'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='white trash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buttered floor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nascar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pixie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='safari battles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jerry Falwell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='masturbation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farmer tan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rally'/><title type='text'>Asking me to be moving at 4:30 in the morning is like asking me to shove popcorn kernals into my eyelids and pray for the apocalypse</title><summary type='text'>I'm going to the race this weekend. That seems like a simple sentence. At first glance it might appear that a sentence like "I'm going to the race this weekend," would be a tool used casually in any conversation with good friends or even a complete stranger as an ice breaker to something deeper and more meaningful, like shutting off the gas pump until the wise-guy outside smoking a cigarette with</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/3500422030551177092/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=3500422030551177092' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3500422030551177092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3500422030551177092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/05/asking-me-to-be-moving-at-430-in.html' title='Asking me to be moving at 4:30 in the morning is like asking me to shove popcorn kernals into my eyelids and pray for the apocalypse'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-127795381164368518</id><published>2007-05-06T20:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T21:09:39.530-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Catapult Base Jumping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='social network'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hypocrite'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Itunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk Driving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amazon.com'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MADD'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apple'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Musicmesh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>What we lack in any sort of moral compass, we make up for in awesome technology</title><summary type='text'>Every Tuesday I visit the Itunes store. Tuesday is, of course, the day of the week when music is released, and so I spend a quality 30 minutes venturing through the latest releases. There is a feature on itunes where you can search through the "Just For You" section. The JFY contains albums that itunes recommends based on music you've purchased in the past (think Amazon's "customers who bought </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/127795381164368518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=127795381164368518' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/127795381164368518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/127795381164368518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/05/what-we-lack-in-any-sort-of-moral.html' title='What we lack in any sort of moral compass, we make up for in awesome technology'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-158377025154542653</id><published>2007-04-28T22:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-28T23:13:19.387-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='going slow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Beck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sexual Harassment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Office'/><title type='text'>You can’t be too careful about what you say. Mo’ money mo’ problems.</title><summary type='text'>We had a sexual harassment prevention training yesterday at our company meeting. I appreciate the effort, really. I know that sexual harassment is a serious thing and we should all be aware of what we can do to not make other people uncomfortable in the workplace.But what happens when the sexual harassment session is uncomfortable and awkward? What happens when people (me) laugh at things like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/158377025154542653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=158377025154542653' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/158377025154542653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/158377025154542653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/04/you-cant-be-too-careful-about-what-you.html' title='You can’t be too careful about what you say. Mo’ money mo’ problems.'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-652562340757695143</id><published>2007-04-21T23:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-22T15:37:28.958-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NFL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rachel McAdams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indianapolis Colts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fractured'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBA Lottery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Cubs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBA Playoffs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Peyton Manning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indiana Pacers'/><title type='text'>Nailer? I hardly even know her!</title><summary type='text'>The time has come. After enduring a season that would make the most loyal of fans bludgeon themselves in the head with a wine bottle, it is time to spend the next 6-8 weeks doing absolutely nothing but watch games, accompanied by games. My team will not be partaking in this year's playoffs or lottery, therefore not making major changes to surround Mr. O'neal with quality talent-- probably forcing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/652562340757695143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=652562340757695143' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/652562340757695143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/652562340757695143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/04/nailer-i-hardly-even-know-her.html' title='Nailer? I hardly even know her!'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-5222014075272246488</id><published>2007-04-12T19:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T06:29:40.116-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lauren Conrad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rachel McAdams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fergie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Hills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Criminal Minds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bossing around models'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alanis Morrisette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MTV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Human Giant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blind Date'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adventures of Hollyhood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Aveda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jessica Biel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sloggi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Humps'/><title type='text'>What you starin at? I'm not a mirror!</title><summary type='text'>Now that MTV's The Hills is over for the season, and we eagerly and admirably anticipate the release of this, I have taken the shameless dive into the new lineup of mindless television. I'm all hot and bothered by The Adventures of Hollyhood on Thursday nights at 10:00. This Three 6 Mafia spectacle tells the precious tales of Juicy J, DJ Paul, Project Pat, Big Triece and Computer as they have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/5222014075272246488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=5222014075272246488' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/5222014075272246488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/5222014075272246488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/04/what-you-starin-at-son-im-not-mirror.html' title='What you starin at? I&apos;m not a mirror!'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-393752459602334715</id><published>2007-04-03T17:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T20:33:12.089-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='curious george'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sabrina cook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spider monkeys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sad kermit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='USA Today'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharpie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thong flip flops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kermit the frog'/><title type='text'>Once, Twice, Three times an impressionable, adolescent, pubescent girl</title><summary type='text'>They say that doing something once can be an accident. If it happens twice, it can be considered a coincidence, but it typically takes something happening three times in order for it to be a trend. I'm one strike away from beginning a terrible trend in my own life. Actually it's not that terrible, it's just a little weird and something I'd rather not take pride in and gloat about. I will tell the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/393752459602334715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=393752459602334715' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/393752459602334715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/393752459602334715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/04/once-twice-three-times-adolescent-girl.html' title='Once, Twice, Three times an impressionable, adolescent, pubescent girl'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-2811117552830475366</id><published>2007-03-23T21:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-24T06:58:39.326-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='confirm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sinus Infection'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mercury Mountaineer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='see through skirts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ramses'/><title type='text'>How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.</title><summary type='text'>It's been about a week since my last post. I'm venturing to say that no one really noticed. Believe me, I thought about my "next post" throughout the week, but I've been near my death bed (note: I wasn't actually on my deathbed, but I could see it from where I was throwing up) all week with the flu, an ear infection, and a sinus infection for the ages. Today marks five days of straight agony for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/2811117552830475366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=2811117552830475366' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/2811117552830475366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/2811117552830475366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/03/how-come-you-think-i-used-to-really.html' title='How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he&apos;s a real douche.'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-8828674643555766793</id><published>2007-03-15T19:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-15T20:11:04.161-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='March Madness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bear'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Basketball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Allergies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Indiana'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Caretaker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Unique Ability'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ninja'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pizza'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pink Eye'/><title type='text'>Tranq Darts</title><summary type='text'>I've made everyone aware that from now (March 15) to the middle of June, I need to be relieved of any responsibilities I might have. This is because I will be watching basketball playoffs. I'm in about 49 March Madness pools. As of right now at 9:11 EST, my brackets are 100% correct. This doesn't say much, because from what I can tell, I'm not in 1st place in any of the pools. So obviously, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/8828674643555766793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=8828674643555766793' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/8828674643555766793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/8828674643555766793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/03/ive-made-everyone-aware-that-from-now.html' title='Tranq Darts'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-3179113574656843298</id><published>2007-03-13T17:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-13T18:54:31.333-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Arcade Fire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LinkedIn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Osama Bin Laden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Neon Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='24'/><title type='text'>I'm officially linkedIN. But if you're on my contacts list, you already knew that</title><summary type='text'>Today I got an account through LinkedIn. It's a professional networking website that keeps you connected with all types of people who are too good for myspace. Everything was all well and good until I accidentally sent LinkedIn membership invitations to EVERYONE in my Outlook contacts. This wouldn't be that bad of a thing, however, there are definitely people in my Outlook contacts that probably </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/3179113574656843298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=3179113574656843298' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3179113574656843298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/3179113574656843298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-officially-linkedin-but-if-youre-on.html' title='I&apos;m officially linkedIN. But if you&apos;re on my contacts list, you already knew that'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2498585350605356725.post-5928055459980534683</id><published>2007-03-11T19:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-11T21:40:31.307-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Budweiser'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ski'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corduroy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dream'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Identity'/><title type='text'>Identity</title><summary type='text'>I was looking for my luggage after I got off the bus. They told me that my belongings could be found next to the bus I was riding, and I waited until got off until everyone else stepped out, so that by default and process of elimination, it'd be fairly simple to find my bag; not that it'd be difficult to pick out a blood red and white duffel bag with "Budweiser" embroidered on both sides in a sea</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/feeds/5928055459980534683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2498585350605356725&amp;postID=5928055459980534683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/5928055459980534683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2498585350605356725/posts/default/5928055459980534683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tylerbender.blogspot.com/2007/03/identity.html' title='Identity'/><author><name>Tyler  Bender</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02359393810848663537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://lh3.google.com/image/tylerbender/RfDshX2ZzQI/AAAAAAAAABc/LEL5JUo-t_U/s144/beard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
